A valedictory ode to the world's greatest golfer

Posted By TelecomTV One , 19 December 2011 | 4 Comments | 1 people rated this an average of 4/5

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So, farewell then Kim Jong...

Your name was Kim,
and that rhymes with RIM

But you were a golfing legend who invented
the radial tyre, the microwave oven and holograms
- while RIM came up with the PlayBook

Jim and Mike are still taking the tablets but you're a goner
which isn't surprising really because, Kim Jong,
you did look quite Il

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(1) 19 December 2011 19:47:54 by Steve Short Whaaa...?
(2) 20 December 2011 07:44:12 by TelecomTV One Steve, It's an English thing. Our best and longest-established satirical magazine "Private Eye" is famous for its "So farewell then.." obituary poems that appear in print occasionally usually taking some crook, dictator, vile politician as their subject. They drag in all sorts on not-necessarily connected topical references and they don't rhyme - they are not meant to - that's the joke. And you must admit that North Korean creature was/is perfect for a piss take. Martyn Warwick
(3) 20 December 2011 16:24:33 by Steve Short Martyn: Thanks for clearing that up. I seriously toying with dipping into my stash of Prozac again...
(4) 20 December 2011 16:54:19 by TelecomTV One Steve, well it is nearly Christmas..... Martyn

(1) 19 December 2011 19:47:54 by Steve Short

Whaaa...?

(2) 20 December 2011 07:44:12 by TelecomTV One

Steve,
It's an English thing. Our best and longest-established satirical magazine "Private Eye" is famous for its "So farewell then.." obituary poems that appear in print occasionally usually taking some crook, dictator, vile politician as their subject. They drag in all sorts on not-necessarily connected topical references and they don't rhyme - they are not meant to - that's the joke. And you must admit that North Korean creature was/is perfect for a piss take. Martyn Warwick

(3) 20 December 2011 16:24:33 by Steve Short

Martyn: Thanks for clearing that up. I seriously toying with dipping into my stash of Prozac again...

(4) 20 December 2011 16:54:19 by TelecomTV One

Steve, well it is nearly Christmas..... Martyn

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