Matron's Diary, March 26th, 2012. "This week I suppose they've been quite interesting, but as usual there are some outrageous slurs against me. I do NOT have tattoos - those are operation scars which I needn't explain here. But I agree that Nokia's move to patent the idea of magnetic tattooing to turn a ring tone into a tingle is absurd. Smartphone addiction is interesting too. They also talk about Google's possible cut-price tablet and PayPal's new service." Codgertations is filmed in front of a semi-conscious audience in a home for veteran technology journalists. Inmates Martyn Warwick and Ian Scales cogitate and ruminate on the week's best, worst and most amusing stories under the watchful eye of the home's redoubtable 'Matron'.
